"My Wife Thinks I'm an Asshole" Skeleton Middle Finger Tee
White / S
$36.99
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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude—an edgy graphic of a skeletal hand flipping the bird with the phrase “My wife thinks I’m an ASSHOLE — you will too.” The heavyweight cotton softens with each wash, the pre-shrunk ring-spun fabric and tubular construction give the shirt a lived-in feel that settles comfortably on the shoulders. Wear it to bar nights, road trips, or backyard hangouts when you want to spark a laugh (or a raised eyebrow) and own your irreverent sense of humor. The muted, washed-out color palette from the post-dye process makes the print sit naturally against vintage-style hues, so the look reads as intentionally worn-in rather than flashy. Sized from S to 4XL, this tee fits a range of body types and keeps its shape thanks to double-needle stitching across seams.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with soft, vintage feel
- Tubular, no side seams construction for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Durable double-needle stitching and pre-shrunk fabric
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
"My Wife Thinks I'm an Asshole" Skeleton Middle Finger Tee
$36.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with soft, vintage feel
- Tubular, no side seams construction for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Durable double-needle stitching and pre-shrunk fabric
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean